memorycycle:

watch this daily for health and prosperity

piratepolls:

girlfoxcock:

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*

midna: me in the pussy if i’m being fully honest with you

midna: *about to bust in zelda like that pineapple in the hydraulic press*

link: hey this reminds me of that thing with the sword earlier

yeah she’s their sex cheerleader. playing minigame music on her phone and whatnot

fexalted:

ALT

subspaceskater:

realized i forgot to put her on the internet for everyone to look at

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

daisukoth:

hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either…

this is just repeating the cycle again

aptronyms:

she’d do numbers on here

memorycycle:

watch this daily for health and prosperity

piratepolls:

girlfoxcock:

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

girlballs:

girlballs:

girlballs:

link: *struggling to pull the master sword out of its pedestal*

midna: me in the pussy if i’m being fully honest with you

midna: *about to bust in zelda like that pineapple in the hydraulic press*

link: hey this reminds me of that thing with the sword earlier

yeah she’s their sex cheerleader. playing minigame music on her phone and whatnot

fexalted:

ALT

subspaceskater:

realized i forgot to put her on the internet for everyone to look at

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

daisukoth:

hey btw i would NOT recommend using Bluesky either…

this is just repeating the cycle again

aptronyms:

she’d do numbers on here